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Sunday, May 26, 2019
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
1949 NRWESTERN1h 43min
CAST— John Wayne, Joanne Dru, John
Agar, Ben Johnson, Harry Carey, Jr., Victor McLaglen, Mildred Natwick, George
O’Brien, Arthur Shields, Francis Ford, Noble Johnson, Tom Tyler
MUSIC— Richard HagemanDIRECTOR— John FordBASED ON— The Big Hunt (story), War
Party (story), by James Warner Bellah
Another exciting glimpse of the West told
through the eyes of legendary filmmaker John Ford. John Wayne stars as a U. S.
Cavalry officer whose retirement is to commence in six days. Yet he still
retains an eagle eye for the threat of an Indian attack. Every possible tribe
within the region has united to fight the oppressing white man. Now Wayne must
leave the post, taking his troops into the dangerous country. An entertaining
ride through the harsh terrain is in store for those willing to saddle up and
take orders from the Duke.
Buster Keaton does what he does best:
combining clueless innocence with often death-defying stunts to create a
memorable comedy treat. This time around Keaton plays a movie projectionist/wannabe
detective who is accused of stealing a valuable watch. To overcome his
depression he fantasizes about film, placing himself in a detective film where
he solves a theft. But all of that’s filler; just wait for the effects and
stunt work, all done by Keaton himself, of course. This is one for fans and
newcomers alike. Deemed “culturally, historically, or aesthetically
significant” by the United States Library of Congress National Film Registry.
OUR RATING— ***
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
2011PG-13ACTION2h 9min
CAST— Robert Downey, Jr., Jude
Law, Noomi Rapace, Jared Harris, Eddie Marsan, Rachel McAdams
MUSIC— Hans ZimmerDIRECTOR— Guy RitchieBASED ON— Characters created by Sir Arthur
Conan Doyle
Despite a promising first entry (Sherlock
Holmes [2009]) the newest retread of Arthur Conan Doyle’s seminal
characters has fallen flat. Sherlock Holmes, now on his own due to Dr. John
Watson’s pending nuptials, has uncovered a plot involving bombings, murder and
money. All clues point to a most unlikely source: Professor James Moriarty, a
quiet author, highly renowned on the lecture circuit. Holmes enlists Watson’s
aid once again and, with the help of a beautiful gypsy girl, begin a deadly
game of cat and mouse with the scheming Moriarty. Nowhere near as entertaining
as its predecessor, this film tries to maintain energy but fails in almost
every regard. No matter your opinion of the first film this one is not worth
the time.
OUR RATING— **
PRECEDED BY— Sherlock Holmes
(2009)
Sherlock Holmes 2009PG-13ACTION2h 10min
CAST— Robert Downey, Jr., Jude
Law, Rachel McAdams, Mark Strong, Eddie Marsan
MUSIC— Hans ZimmerDIRECTOR— Guy RitchieBASED ON— Characters created by Sir Arthur
Conan Doyle
Robert Downey, Jr. stars as the eccentric
consulting detective in an equally eccentric film from director Guy Ritchie.
The game is afoot when Holmes and Dr. John Watson (Jude Law) stumble upon a
sinister plot involving faux black magic and world domination, masterminded by
the cunning Lord Blackwood (Mark Strong). When Blackwood seemingly arises from
the dead Holmes and Watson lead a merry chase through Victorian-era London,
seeking answers to an increasingly bizarre case. Featuring classic Sherlockian
characters including (“The Woman”) Irene Adler and the inept inspector
Lestrade, this film should strike a violin string with devotees of Doyle’s
detective, even if this version does contain more action than one would expect.
And no deerstalker cap either.
OUR RATING— ***
FOLLOWED BY— Sherlock Holmes: A
Game of Shadows (2011)
Thursday, March 21, 2019
Sherlock Gnomes
2018PGANIMATED1h 26min
CAST— James McAvoy, Emily Blunt,
Chiwetel Ejiofor, Mary J. Blige, Johnny Depp
MUSIC— Chris BaconDIRECTOR— John Stevenson
When last Gnomeo and Juliet were seen the
subject was Shakespearean lore tempered with modern renditions of classic Elton
John songs. Now Arthur Conan Doyle’s famous consulting detective Sherlock
Holmes is molded into plaster, as Sherlock Gnomes is on the case of a recent
rash of pilfered gnomes throughout London. Along for the ride (and most of the
dirty work) is his partner in crime-solving, Dr. Watson, overworked and
underappreciated. When the Montagues and Capulets arrive in London their new
garden is given over to their old blue and red lawn decorations. Gnomeo and
Juliet, no longer secretly pining for each other, are equal partners, their
union now to be celebrated as they are announced to be in charge of the garden.
But their new responsibilities as leaders put them at odds with each other
again. During a lovers’ spat away from the garden a gnome thief strikes home,
leaving not a trace of their family and friends. It’s up to Gnomes and Watson
to solve the case, the clues to which all point to Sherlock’s archenemy, Moriarty,
here portrayed as the cutesy mascot of an English pie company. Gnomeo and
Juliet must join forces with the two sleuths, themselves having differences of
opinion, if they hope to save London’s gnome population. Not as inventive,
clever, or as funny as its predecessor, this pseudo mystery is purely a
showcase for American Johnny Depp to put on a British accent and vocally ham it
up as Sherlock. The mystery angle is obvious from the start, the characters
already tired two films into the franchise, but less discerning audience
members may appreciate the goofiness this sequel has to offer. AKA Gnomeo & Juliet 2.
OUR RATING— **
PRECEDED BY— Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)
The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw
1959NRCOMEDY1h 43min
CAST— Kenneth More, Jayne
Mansfield, Henry Hull, William Campbell, Bruce Cabot, Robert Morley
MUSIC— Robert FarnonDIRECTOR— Raoul WalshBASED ON— The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw
(story), by Jacob Hay
A Western-comedy lacking adventure and/or
antics, this one is pretty much a dud from the start. A ne’er-do-well heir to
London’s finest firearms manufacturer decides that the best place to sell guns
would be America’s Wild West. Off he heads to peddle his wares but he never
manages to sell a single firearm. He does, however, make peace between the
whites and the Indians, become sheriff of a rowdy town in the middle of a range
war and manage to snare the girl of his dreams… all without a clue as to what’s
going on. It sounds better than it is. Cheerio. AKA The Blonde and the
Sheriff.
OUR RATING— * ½
Shenandoah
1965NRWESTERN1h 45min
CAST— James Stewart, Doug McClure,
Glenn Corbit, Patrick Wayne, Rosemary Forsyth, Katherine Ross, Tim McIntire,
Paul Fix, Denver Pyle, George Kennedy, James Best, Harry Carey, Jr., Dabbs
Greer, Strother Martin
MUSIC— Frank SkinnerDIRECTOR— Andrew V. McLaglen
In Civil War-torn Virginia a farmer
(played by James Stewart) works tirelessly to maintain his farm and to keep his
large family safe. However peaceful his viewpoint on life may be he tends to
get a little riled when one of his clan is harassed. When his sixteen year-old
son is mistaken for a Confederate and taken prisoner by Union soldiers Stewart
takes it upon himself to mount a rescue operation, with most of his family in
tow. Okay for a Civil War drama but if you’re looking for a tale of action
you’d best look elsewhere.