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Thursday, November 8, 2018
















     The Return
2006  PG-13  HORROR  1h 26min
CAST— Sarah Michelle Gellar, Peter O’Brien, Adam Scott, Kate Beahan, J. C. MacKenzie, Erinn Allison, Sam Shepard
MUSIC— Dario Marianelli  DIRECTOR— Asif Kapadia

     Too many questions, too few answers. Sarah Michelle Gellar plays an industrious young business woman whose latest assignment takes her to her small hometown in Texas. Once there she becomes rather detached from reality (perhaps because of the blackouts, ghostly hallucinations and self mutilation?). She begins to unravel a years-old mystery that irrevocably links her with home sweet home. Dreadfully uneven and painfully boring (not to mention thoroughly confusing) the film has absolutely no redeeming qualities. “Return” to sender.
OUR RATING— *

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